Umbraphile

“What happens in the Eclipse…”

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Masked Bartenders in New Hampshire

New Hampshire isn’t one of our everyday stops yet, but we’ll make the trip when the dates line up. Ask before you plan around us.

Where we can go

Manchester, Nashua, Concord, Portsmouth, the Lakes Region, and the White Mountains, depending on the date and the size of the booking.

What it costs to get there

Travel to New Hampshire is billed at the IRS standard mileage rate. We’re working hard to bring costs like travel down and to bring the Eclipse to more areas.

Good nights for the trip

A lake house weekend. A ski-season Winter Holidays party with antlered masks. A bachelorette that has already rented the whole cabin.

How to ask

Send your date, town, and guest count through the quote form. We reply within 24 hours and will tell you plainly whether we can make it and what the mileage comes to.

Questions

Do you serve New Hampshire?

Yes, subject to availability. Send your date and town through the quote form and we’ll confirm.

Is there a travel fee?

Yes. Travel to New Hampshire is billed at the IRS standard mileage rate.

Summon the Eclipse

Tell us about your night. We’ll build it. We reply within 24 hours. Discreetly.

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