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“What happens in the Eclipse…”

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Masked Bartenders in Vermont

Vermont is a trip worth taking for the right night. Tell us the date and the town, and we’ll see if the crew can make it north.

Where we can go

Burlington, Stowe, Killington, Woodstock, Brattleboro, Manchester, and the ski towns between, depending on the date and the size of the booking.

What it costs to get there

Travel to Vermont is billed at the IRS standard mileage rate. We’re working hard to bring costs like travel down, so ask even if you think you’re too far out.

Good nights for the trip

A rented farmhouse in leaf season. A ski-house birthday with a whiskey-forward menu. A Winter Holidays party where the only thing colder than the air is the glass.

How to ask

Give us the town, the date, and a rough guest count in the quote form. A mountain road in February can change the plan, so tell us about the venue and how guests are getting there.

Questions

Do you serve Vermont?

Yes, subject to availability. Send your date and town through the quote form and we’ll confirm.

Is there a travel fee?

Yes. Travel to Vermont is billed at the IRS standard mileage rate.

Summon the Eclipse

Tell us about your night. We’ll build it. We reply within 24 hours. Discreetly.

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