Umbraphile

“What happens in the Eclipse…”

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Holiday Party Bartenders and Themed Bars

Every holiday gets its own bar, its own menu, and its own mask. Book early. Some of these nights only come around once.

Hallows’ Eve

Dark, theatrical, and our favorite night of the year. Skull half-masks and a bar built to unsettle.

Winter Holidays

Warm glow, cold glass, very little wrapping. Antlered masquerade masks and festive cocktails.

St. Patrick’s Day

Whiskey forward, emerald accents, and no shortage of charm.

Spring Break

Rooftops, pool decks, and sun-drenched trouble, with a bar that’s bright and breezy.

Questions

How far ahead should I book?

As early as you can. A 25% deposit holds your date, due within 48 hours of confirming.

Can you staff a holiday office party?

Yes. Pair any holiday theme with Penumbra and it’s fully dressed.

Summon the Eclipse

Tell us about your night. We’ll build it. We reply within 24 hours. Discreetly.

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