Umbraphile

“What happens in the Eclipse…”

This site shows a lot of skin. No nudity — just very little left to the imagination.
You must be 18 or older to enter.

Divorce Parties, Properly Staffed

You signed the papers. You’ve earned a bar you didn’t have to split. No judgment, just exceptional service.

Your terms this time

Pick the menu, the wardrobe, and the guest list without asking anyone. Name the signature drink after the settlement. Burn nothing indoors.

What stays private

Guest lists, photos, addresses, and details stay yours. What happens in the Eclipse stays there.

Who books these

The newly single, the friend who’s been planning this for months, and the group chat that has been waiting for an excuse.

Questions

Can a friend book it for me?

Yes. Whoever books names one point of contact on site, and we answer to them.

Is there a minimum?

Bookings start at 4 hours and 20 guests.

Summon the Eclipse

Tell us about your night. We’ll build it. We reply within 24 hours. Discreetly.

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