Umbraphile

“What happens in the Eclipse…”

This site shows a lot of skin. No nudity — just very little left to the imagination.
You must be 18 or older to enter.

Birthday Parties Worth Lying About

Thirty, fifty, or a number you’ve stopped admitting. Bring in a masked crew and your birthday stops being dinner and starts being a story.

Build the night

  • A signature cocktail named for the guest of honor
  • A bar that fits the house or the rented room
  • A wardrobe level that matches your friends’ sense of humor
  • A theme, if you want one, or just the mask

Keep it easy

We set up, serve, and break down, and we leave your bar cleaner than we found it. Gratuity is included, so nobody’s reaching for a wallet unless you want them to.

Questions

Do guests have to be 21?

Guests must be 21 or older to be served alcohol, and this site and service are for adults. We cut off anyone visibly intoxicated.

Can you do a surprise party?

Yes. We keep secrets for a living. Tell us the plan when you book.

Summon the Eclipse

Tell us about your night. We’ll build it. We reply within 24 hours. Discreetly.

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