Umbraphile

“What happens in the Eclipse…”

This site shows a lot of skin. No nudity — just very little left to the imagination.
You must be 18 or older to enter.

Bachelorette and Bachelor Party Bartenders

One last night worth lying about. All-male, masked, and very good at their jobs: this is the party where the bartender is the entertainment and the drinks are still excellent.

How it works

Book by the hour, choose how much the crew wears, and we’ll write a menu around the guest of honor. The rental house, the pool deck, or the hotel function room all work, as long as the venue allows it.

Choosing the look

Partial means shirts open or gone. Annular means briefs, swimwear, and costumes that show plenty, which is where most bachelorettes end up. Totality is by application.

The rules

Look all you like. Hands stay off unless he says so. Nobody strips: staff arrive in the look you booked and stay in it. Photos are fine, unmasking isn’t.

Questions

Is this a strip show?

No. Nobody strips at an Umbraphile event. This is hospitality. Very good-looking hospitality.

How small can the party be?

Bookings start at 4 hours and 20 guests.

Summon the Eclipse

Tell us about your night. We’ll build it. We reply within 24 hours. Discreetly.

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